i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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