Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
