then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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