We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
