Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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