I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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