it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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