If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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