this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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