make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
50% drunk capacity currently
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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