I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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