You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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