Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I haven't been this sober since birth.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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