Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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