i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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