I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My penis needs a shock collar
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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