he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
someone owes me an orgasm
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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