You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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