Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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