So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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