i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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