I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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