But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
