In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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