I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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