This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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