these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You smell like stripper and shame
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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