Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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