Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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