garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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