Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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