i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just tell him i said nine months
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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