You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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