LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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