the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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