I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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