1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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