I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
All I want is dick and wine.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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