worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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