If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I see more hoeing in ur future
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