I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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