But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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