She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i love accidental penises.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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