yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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