I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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