Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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