i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
