dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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