She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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