I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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