Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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