Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize