Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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