Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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