Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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