I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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