Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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