is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
she pinky promised me she was 18
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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