He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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